Resolution? More Like a Suggestion Hoodie | 2026 anti-resolution humor, procrastination joke
S / Navy
$35.71
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Resolution? More Like a Suggestion Hoodie | 2026 anti-resolution humor, procrastination joke
$35.71
Description
Resolution skepticism in a wearable joke: a declarative, list-style line reads like a cheeky checklist about abandoned goals, printed in bold, high-contrast type on a soft unisex hoodie. The small, centered artwork mimics crossed-out list humor from the 2026 Resolution Cynicism trend, using simple typography and limited color to make the punchline readable from a distance while keeping the overall look casual and low-key. This hooded sweatshirt channels anti-resolution humor for anyone who prefers honesty over pressure—an easy layer for post-holiday hangs, office parties, or low-key nights out.
Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- Classic fit with tear-away label; tubular knit (no side seams)
- DTF inner neck label; prints done with DTG (embroidery option available)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
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