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Resolution? More Like a Suggestion Tote | 2026 anti-resolution, procrastination humor
$15.62
Description
A high-contrast, tongue-in-cheek canvas tote that reads like a late-December shrug — bold, list-like type delivers a short anti-resolution punchline that favors realism over pressure. The simple typography and limited color palette make the joke readable from a distance, fitting the 2026 Resolution Cynicism trend of crossed-out lists and mock checklist humor. Lightweight for everyday carry yet sturdy enough for errands, it’s a wearable nod to procrastination humor and office banter.
Product features
- 100% cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)
- Flat corners with sewn front and back
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching
- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
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